Monday, February 07, 2005

The CEO's question

hi all,

lama sey tak update,takde mende nak tulis + rutin hidup cam biasa jek. just nak share this article/joke aku dpt dari one of my opismate..aku tergelak baca mende alah ni..sbb bila relate2 ngan situasi keje aku + citer kwn2..cam ada similarity jugak laa skek2...oklaa..enjoy baca tanpa prejudiss!!!


The CEO's question
QUESTION from CEO to GMs: How many feet do mice have?
QUESTION from GMs to Managers: How many feet do mice have?
QUESTION from Managers to Technical Executives: How many feet do mice have?


Technical Exec Original reply: Mice have four feet.
Manager's comment: Elaborate! Answer shows lack of understanding..

Revision 1: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet.
Manager's comment: No discussion of fifth appendage!
Answer shows lack of completeness..

Revision 2: Mice have five appendages; four of them are feet and one is a tail.
Manager's comment: OK proceed to GM
GM's comment: What? Feet with no legs?
Answer shows lack of commitment by Exec to tasks given..

Revision 3: Mice have four legs, four feet and one tail per unit-mouse.
Manager's comment: Confusing -- is that a total of 9 appendages?
Answer shows low intelligence by Exec

Revision 4: Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body.
Manager's comment: OK proceed to GM
GM's comment: Does not fully discuss the issue!
Issue is on feet, not leg-foot! Answer shows Exec is not focused on the given subject..

Revision 5: Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail.
Each leg is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body.
The tail is not equipped with a foot.
Manager's comment: OK proceed to GM
GM's comment: Descriptive? Yes.
But weight of focus is distributed evenly between feet and tail.
The feet should be the center of attention, whereas the tail
should only be mentioned in the background

Revision 6: Mice have four feet per unit-mouse;
each foot is attached to a small leg joined integrally
with the overall mouse structural sub-system.
Also attached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail,
non-functional and ornamental in nature.
Manager's comment: OK proceed to GM

GM's comment: OK proceed to CEO

CEO's comment: Too verbose/scientific. Answer the question!
FINAL REVISION APPROVED BY CEO: Mice have four feet.

Memo:
GM - Appraised for successfully submitted the correct answer
Manager - promoted due to successfully providing the correct answer
Technical Executives - Very low evaluation..
since requires several revisions and encounters delays in the submission of answers

p/s: ada sapa2 yg kene situasi camni...i believed so!

1 Comments:

Blogger Lenny said...

Ahahha.. sangatnyer betul mior...
camana pon.. org bawah jugak yg kene...
ehehhehehhe.....

5:17 PM  

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