Tuesday, February 26, 2008

hairul rizuan rahmat got punk'd!

citer berlaku bulan lps,tp aku x smpt nak blogkan nye. me and few frens (kamal,miej,herol,ikzal) decided to go for 1 nite trip to PD.saja suka2 nak lpk tepi pantai..booked sri intan for one night..bertolak jumaat after work..3 of us went there 1st with miej's car(me,miej n kamal) as herol n ikzal worked until 12 nite..they came later after work.

tido pd..lpk2 jek..besoknye decided nak makan ikan bakar kat umbai melaka..hairul dok dingdong2 nak ikut ke tak sbb dia keje mlm tuh..last dia ikut sampai melaka..pi jln2 kat jonker streets n pusing2 town melaka..konfem dh banyak berubah since aku kat mmu melaka dulu..tgh2 jln si hairul nih tuko pkran nak blk kl lak..nak gi keje..puas kitorg hasut soh ponteng nak gak dia gi keje..mula2 ikzal kena ikut blk jugak la sbb hairul naik ngan dia..last2 decide hairul blk sorang2 jek la bwk kete miej..kitorg ber-4 stay kat melaka makan ikan bakar ngan kete ikzal..

lps makan terus blk kl..sampai dlm kul 10 camtuh la..ikzal hantar kitorg ber-3 ke umah aku..sepatutnya bila hairul blk umah nanti dia miej akan ambik kete n hantar kamal balik umah dia la...

tgh dok melepak2 dlm umah tunggu hairul tuh..aku dpt satu idea..
aku: " miej..ko ada kunci spare kete ko dak"
miej : " ada..napa?"
aku : " bosan la nih..jom kenekan si hairul tuh"
miej : " hahahahaha ko nak curik kete aku eh?"
kamal : " takpe ke? dia x marah ke nanti"
aku : " laa mmg la tujuannye nak soh dia marah"


kitorg mmg tahu dia park kete kat mana kalau kat opis dia tuh heheh..so kitorg pon pegi la area opis dia naik kete aku..sampai2 mmg nampak kete miej..kitorg pon apa lagik..bukak kete terus ambik kete miej tuh..then park kat kedai mamak berdekatan sambil minum2 sambil tunggu kul 12 sbb hairul kul 12.. time tuh kitorg ber-3 merancanglah lakonan2 yg perlu dipersembahkan..lebih kurang kat bwh ni la..

aku : " kul 12 kang mesti dia call ko miej, dia mesti macam dingdong tanya ko kat mana dulu then baru dia ckp kete takde"
miej: " aku wat2 terkejut..pastu soh dia tunggu situ then kita pegi"
aku : " kita tunggu dlm 1/2 jam pastu kita sampai sana kita wat muka2 terkejut..sedih..cuak..ko miej wat muka cuakk banyak sket keh..kamal ko jgn gelak...ko jek halangan lakonan ni berjaya ke tidak"
kamal : "ok2...tp boleh ke haaaa??.."

sbb kamal nih mmg gelak jek manjang masa kitorg dok plan2..n knowing him..mmg dia ada potential lah nak tergelak time penipuan di jalankan..

aku : "lps tuh kita wat2 laa tanya nak report polis ke apa ke kan.."
kamal : " lps tuh aku ckp ..eh kita pusing2 dulu area sini..kot2 ada nampak ke kan..pastu aku wat2 tanya miej ko ada pending bayar ke apa ke..."
miej: " lps pusing2 area lain..baru kita dtg ke sini..pastu bila nampak kete tuh..haaa tuh bukan kete aku ke tuh? "
aku : " kita stop wat2 terkejut yg amat dasyat..pastu buat2 blank nak buat apa ni? nak wat apa ni? then kita decide ambik kete tuh..pastu jumpa kat umah kamal kat kj?? "

lakonan dipersetujui..hahahahahaha..adeih x tahan aku gelak bila ingatkan perancangan lakonan..blom lagi ingat2kan situasi tuh jadik...

by 12..hairul x call2 lagik..by 1230 tak call jugak lagi..kitorg dgn ngantuk2 nih x sabar nak tunggu...last2 miej decide..dia nak call tanya bila nak sampai umah..

miej: " haa ko kat mana..kul 1230 dh ni..aku nak blk umah plak ni"
hairul : " kat opis lagi ni..jap2 lagik blk la..blablablabla...miej...kete ko xde....."
miej: "haa takde? apa maksud ko xde?"
hairul: "takde la...kete ko takde kat tpt aku parking td"
miej: " haa??? ilang ke? ke ko salah letak?? cuba tgk btol2"
hairul: " dahhh...mmg kat sini la aku parking..aku dh pusing2 dgn opismate aku carik..mmg takde"
miej : "ko ckp ngan mior la"
aku : " apsal ni? kete miej ilang ke?? ish cuba tgk btol2..ko kunci dak tadi? ada kesan2 cermin pecah ke apa ke?"
hairul : " aku kunci..semua aku kunci..steering lock pon pasang..takde kesan cermin pecah pon ni"
aku : " ish takkan laa..camna dia bukak kalau ko kunci? ko sorang2 ke tuh"
hairul : " btol aku kunci...aku ngan opismate aku ni..korg kena dtg sini..temankan aku wat polis report.."
aku : " ok..ko tunggu la kitorg dtg.."

time percakapan berlangsung..si kamal tak habis2 tahan gelak diaa...hahahahah ..risau jek aku kot2 dia gelak masa jumpa hairul nanti..lps lebih kurang 1/2 jam gitu..kitorg sampai ke tpt herol..by that time rupanya hairul dh sms ikzal bgtau kete miej ilang..ikzal tatau menahu dlm komplot nih..

sampai kat tpt hairul..kitorg dok pelik2..n dok wat2 cuak semua laaa..tanya2 btol ke kete kunci..semua2 lahh..mmg konfem la lakonan berkesann..pastu kamal bg cadangan..eh jom la kita pusing2 dulu sini..kalau takde then kita pi wat polis report..dlm kete tgh pusing2 tuh lakonan bersambung yek..hairul mmg cuak n hopeless gila laa.. "ish apsal la time aku bwk kete ko miej nak jadik..sorry laa miej blablablablabla...." aku nak gelak kaw2 nyeeee...last2 aku drive ke area kedai mamak yg kitorg park kete miej tuh..

hairul: " eh tuh bukan kete ko miej?"
semua org : "mana2?????"
hairul : " tuuu..plat kete ko WPM kan??"
semua org: " ha ah laa..kete ko la miej..nak wat apa ni"

aku park kete aku dekat2 situ..pastu kitorg pegi ke kete miej..buat2 tgk n check2 kete...

kamal : "hairul kunci ada ngan ko ke? jom la ambik kete ni bwk blk.."
hairul: " ada ni.."

lps tuh kitorg wat argue nak ambik kete terus ke..or nak report polis ke then panggil polis dtg situ ke apa ke...mmg hebat la rasa cuak yg kitorg tunjukkan..last2 bawak la kete tuh balik..miej drive kete dia ngan hairul aku drive kete aku ngan kamal..pegi menuju ke umah kamal..dlm kete tuh..aku ngan kamal dh gelak bagai nak rakkkkkkk dahhh..konfem 5 minute non-stop..hahahahah..pastu nak me-real-kan lagik citer..aku wat2 call hairul tanya nak report polis ke x? dia kata since takde brg yg ilang..tayah la kot...time tuh jugak..aku call ikzal..

ikzal: " ishh camna kete boleh hilang? sian nye dia mesti dia cuakk..dah la kete miej..miej camna?"

aku gelak jekk..ikzal dh pelik2..apsal ko ni? bila aku bgtau hal sbnr..dia pon bantai gelak sampai taleh ckp..dia kata...hairul msg dia mmg dah cuak2 sgt dah..pastu aku pesan kat dia jgn bgtau dia lagik..

bila dh sampai umah kamal..kitorg wat post mortem kat kete..tgk apa barang yg ilang..semua buat2 pelik takde pon brg ilang..n camna pencuri leh bukak kete sedangkan semua kunci..dah dingdong2 tuh...masa kitorg nak blk tuh..

miej: " jom la blk..herol ko simpan la blk spare key ni"

time tuh aku kamal n miej bantai gelak tanpa belas kasihannn lahh..hahaha hairul terdiam gila masa dia nampak miej bagi kunci spare tuh...hahahahah pastu start maki2
" bangsat la korang..babi...sial...blablablabla 3 bulan aku tanak bckp ngan korang blablablablablablablablabla....."
kitorg ber-3 gelak non-stop...pastu herol tanya ikzal tahu ke tak ni? aku ckp mula2 dia tatau tp masa dh jumpa kete tuh..aku dh bgtau hal sebenarnye laa..

hairul: " ciss..ko tgk sms ni..patut la cam pelik jek bunyinye ..'sabarla hairul..setiap dugaan tu ada hikmahnye..aku akan doakan semoga something miracle happen' celaka nye ikzal blablablablabla..."

dia sambung sumpah seranah dia...hahahahhhahahha mmg lawak...sori la herol..lps2 dah wat tuh baru kitorg decide..tuh la balasanye sbb tak ikut join makan ikan bakarr...

kita akhiri dgn sambung gelak hahahahahahahhahahahaha

18 Comments:

Blogger Lenny said...

ahahhahaa...

aku tak tahan gelak kat opis nieh..
seme dok pandang aku tauuu..

ko mior.. lawak mmg sabo je la tauuu...

kalau aku mesti dah nangis dah kalau jadik hairull.. cuak bebbbbb!

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Blogger blogadmin said...

mior..mior sian herollll tauuuuuu!!!!
Tapi aku pong tergelak sakan baca entry ko nih....bleh dpt anugerah pelakon terbaik niiiii :)

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Blogger mimie said...

OMG...berapa tahun baru ko nak post entry nie...It was hillarious...seems like happened yesterday....aku tergolek2 lagi baca entry ko....hahahahahaha...aerol u got PUnk'd!!!!poor boy

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